jl29 in idea barrages

1.) One of the few good things about the Mets churning through AAAA dross looking for non-embarrassing middle relief arms this year is sometimes one of the bad news bullpen names is really funny: Tyler Bashlor. Bashlor, for God’s sake. Sounds like a minor He-Man character.

2.) People say “quit bitching about Reyes still being on the Mets, it won’t change anything” but like we’re witnessing a true anti-miracle here, it’s like a UFO silently hovering over LA for months, the passage of time doesn’t make it LESS weird, it makes it MORE weird.

3.) I wanted to admonish the dog for barking at the thunder in the desperate belief that he could make it stop but then, I remembered, I sometimes talk about politics on twitter so… we’ll call this one a draw, dog.

4.) The hit song in the musical “Little Orphan Ennui” was “(The Sun Will Come Out) Whenever”.

5.) Oh to live on… sugared breakfast… pink hearts, orange stars and red balloons… got diabetes… on sugared breakfast… and you probably did too… and you probably did too…

6.) Whether you’re a hobbit or whether you’re a goblin, you’re just scouring the shire, sourcing the shire, ah ah ah ah, sourcing the shiiiiiiiiiire

7.) dear facebook, there is never a time I do not want the sidebar hidden yet you purposefully set this site up so that we will accidentally click it on. you are jerks, facebook, and you know it.

8.) Why claim you had a “mind fart” when you could say that the weather caused a “brain delay”?

9.) Wordplay about oral sex is “punnilingus”.

10.) The frat’s star beer pong player Chad “The Chudster” Montague the 5th had to go on the disabled list today with a tear in his brotator cuff.