jl27 in idea barrages

1.) I mean, I sing HOLD ME CLOSER TINY PANTHER to the cat too but then the dog gets all jealous and pissy.

2.) Today’s serenade to the woof-creature has been to the tune of “Day-Oh”: Hey, Mister Ollie-Dog, Is Ollie-Dog Bananas? Bulbous Dog And He Lives In My Home.

3.) Mashing up Lionel Richie’s “Easy” and “Nothing Compares To You” would be, ironically, really easy.

4.) I sometimes forget that “Turner And Hooch” was an actual movie, not a parody of an embarrassingly bad “high-concept” movie that someone like Tom Hanks would have to look upon as old shame for, like, an SNL sketch or something.

5.) Drive-Through: “Please come again!” Me, reflexively: “You too!” One of those mornings.

6.) I don’t listen to morning radio much anymore. The rock station outta Albany had a bunch of guys describing and then playing the audio from a visually-driven youtube viral video for five minutes, while laughing at themselves. An astonishing misuse of a medium.

7.) No matter how many dishes of cool clean water I give to the dog, he remains convinced that the condensation bucket for my portable air conditioner is the only water to drink. Does he think its fresher? Is he just messing with me?

8.) An autumn Tim Burton screening series called “Septimburton”.