jl22 in idea barrages

1.) What James Gunn said was disgusting but is it as disgusting as the fact that the people calling him on it are supporters of a “president” who was having Russian agents silence teenage girls he had raped during his campaign? Nah. Not anywhere nearly as.

2.) Whenever the “evidence” for a conspiracy theory/cover-up turns out to only be “inconsistencies in the official story” that were obviously just conflicting erroneous reports early in the reporting because everyone’s just rushing to say something, you can completely dismiss it.

3.) Whenever I look at a Mickey Mouse watch, I always think about how Mickey Mouse’s rotator cuffs must be all messed up from that constant weird shoulder movement.

4.) Sports writers desperately trying to make Tiger Woods “relevant again” is like a 45 year old social studies teacher “dabbing” to “try and get through to the kids”. You ain’t gonna make it happen and you just look dumb for trying.

5.) If you’re at a Canadian strip club and throw a bunch of money with pictures of the queen on it in the air, are you making it reign?

6.) Yoplait should advertise its Oui line of yogurts by handing out free samples with the slogan “Take a Oui… on us!”

7.) Just realized that if you need to add a roll of toilet paper to a dollhouse for verisimilitude, you can always just use a mini-marshmallow. Not that this is an important thing to know at all, just a peek into what happens in my brain.

8.) Norm on CHEERS had the full name “Heteronormative Peterson” in my head-canon.