jl19 in idea barrages

1.) A wizard trickster who only casts really-specific mostly-harmless curses, like making a person confuse “patella” with “paella”.

2.) In your reboot of Highlander for the millenial age, Connor doesn’t own an antique store, he owns a Forever 21, just for the irony points.

3.) Your superhero whose buttocks can turn to steel will be called HARDASS.

4.) A “Rick and Morty” themed EDM festival called “Wub A Wub A Wub Wub!”

5.) The great thing about the All-Star Break is that it is guaranteed the Mets didn’t lose tonight.

6.) Drivin’ home from the short fiction group at the library, I passed someone on a skateboard in a unicorn mask, going from the north side to the south side on that bridge that goes over Canal Place and I thought “that’s the Little Falls I’m proud of”.

7.) Okay but what if you DO care that Jimmy cracks corn? What if it REALLY REALLY BOTHERS YOU?

8.) Someone recently informed me that there is a country music person named “Jason Aldean” and, man, what a waste, that would’ve been a GREAT NAME for a minor Star Wars character. Can’t he change his name to “Buck Tubholler” and give his old name to Lucasfilm?