jl14 in idea barrages

1.) Are Christmas tree decorations really just “branch dressing”?

2.) A parody of “Put On A Happy Face” about Buffalo Bill from THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.

3.) Egyptian Black Sabbath fans should build a Pyramid of Geezer Butler.

4.) Your marijuana cooking show will be called TASTE BUDS.

5.) She or he may seem like they’re only attracted to rock stars but, like, what if she or he just happens to think you’re a rock star, anyway?

6.) Power-of-positive-thinking gurus only ever “succeed” by selling power-of-positive-thinking books and lectures. If there were something to it, wouldn’t they cure diseases, make great art, put us on Mars, lead nations. instead of just selling self-help books?

7.) Whenever someone is talking about lip-sync, be all like “HOW DO YOU STRETCH YOUR LIPS OVER AN ENTIRE SINK?” It’s fun.

8.) If you want to be a lawyer in psychic court, be prepared for aural arguments.