jl13 in idea barrages

1.) Sometimes random people you never met but facebook says “you might know” are achingly beautiful but you don’t actually know ‘em so you just move on and… being a human being was weird enough BEFORE technology, you know? It’s like technology is just rubbing the weirdness in.

2.) If the furry in the theatre offers you some popcorn and calls it “YiffyPop” FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST DO NOT EAT THE YIFFYPOP. I mean, unless you’re into that. I’m not judging. You do you but be aware.

3.) Cast Matthew McConaughey as the powerless guy in a superhero movie so he can ask one of the powered heroes if they can control the weather, they can say no and he can reply “it’d be cooler if you did”.

4.) Now is the time to watch the geysers of garlic-dipping sauce and see when the color changes to announce a new Papajohn.

5.) The most important factor in franchising your chain of motels is to maintain inn consistency.

6.) So many of my dreams lately involve people who we’ve lost but in the dream, yeah, they were sick for a while and it was rough but they got better. Like my own mind is desperately trying to ret-con my life.

7.) I would always rather have my food slightly-overcooked and a little less delicious than even take on a small risk of food poisoning. Foodies, fight me. My politics are more or less the same. Extremists, fight me.

8.) Can’t even have a sex dream because your body unconsciously remembers that you’re wearing clothes as you sleep? Just remember, you’re in The Bad Timeline, this is how it goes here.

9.) Isaac Newton Junior’s Three Laws of Crest SparkleMotion.

10.) So many good people lost lately, I realize that I’m still here because I’m not such a good person, just a clever person trying to learn how to be good, that’s probably the reason I’m still around. Here we are, here we are.