j10 in idea barrages

1.) The famous Wild West gunslinger Wild Bill Hitchcock didn’t move fast, as he was very fat but he always won the fight by being able to slowly fade in from his outline and pop in as a cameo out of nowhere.

2.) Pain is just the sensation of joy leaving your body.

3.) Yes, I was just singing “I found my thrill… on Boo Berry Hill…” What’s it to you?

4.) Oh, telephone opinion poll. “Did (news fact) make you view Claudia Tenney more positively or more negatively?” Every thing anyone can learn about Trump’s bootlick Ol’ Tea Party Tenney makes her look worse. She probably gets the mild sauce at Taco Bell for Christ’s sake.

5.) The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to squabble over who has the most idealism points instead of opposing evil.

6.) Whenever a baseball fan on your feed complains how such-and-such was not an All-Star, respond that perhaps they did not properly embody the qualities of two lines from the Smashmouth song “All-Star”. Perhaps they were not sufficient in getting their game on or getting paid!

7.) “You know what would be refreshing? Setting a pine tree on fire and shoving it down my throat…” mused the future inventor of gin.

8.) A meme of a rattlesnake in a fedora, typing into twitter “Don’t Tread On Meme”.

9.) A fast food dish called Magnitude, just so that you can drive up to the little speaker and say “Yes, I’d like one order of magnitude”.

10.) Using Zamfir records as mood music is pan-sensual.

11.) Yeah, I’m singing “Ollie is a good boy, Ollie is a good boy, is a good boy Ollie, OLLIE IS A GOOD BOY, WON’T YOU TELL HIM, HE’S A GOOD BOY” to the dog to the tune of “Smooth Criminal”. What. You act like that’s weird or something.