jl3 in idea barrages

1.) Your parody of “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong” about bigamists will be a huge hit on BYU’s college radio station.

2.) Put helping people, just helping people, above tribalism, above economic tribalism, academic tribalism, ideological tribalism, religious tribalism. Just help ameliorate people’s suffering however it can be done. Left right and centre can all be damned with their tribalisms.

3.) the longest winter then/this sudden meltingly cruel summer/we’re being tempered aren’t we?/tempered into finished steel/for whatever’s about to happen next/into swords, into shields

4.) Are leftover Utica greens considered green waste in Utica?

5.) Let’s just agree that everything starting going downhill when they stopped selling the Bubble O’Bill ice cream bar.

6.) “Little House On The Seashore” was written by Laura Ingalls Calmer.

7.) Upstate New York ironing tip: if it’s between mid-June and mid-August, you don’t have to iron, just hang the clothing in the bathroom and the humidity will do the work for you.

8.) Gotta catch all the vice presidents, Pokemondale!

9.) Smashmouth is so SPIRITUALLY a one-hit-wonder that all their radio singles other than “All Star” should be redistributed to other bands so they can have one hit too. Don’t try and pretend Smashmouth really needs “Walking On The Sun” anymore, for example.

10.) Your film about the invasion of eastern Europe by an army of telekinetic children will be called “Matilda The Hun”.