ju25 in idea barrages

1.) Hope is wonderful, hope is the belief that the good things can happen but doubt, doubt is also be the belief that the bad things can yet be disproven, dismantled, torn down. Hope and doubt are conjoined twins, more alike than you think, it’s important to have a little of both.

2.) “On your chart for insomnia, it says CAUSE: BECAUSE THE CAT AND THE DOG ARE BOTH COMPLETELY INSANE…“

3.) I like to look at the silver lining in the dark cloud and say that the hellish unending despair of being a Mets fan toughened me up for tolerating the total collapse of American democracy. Y’know. Silver linings!

4.) Build a better mousetrap and the world will march to your door. Make a giant cannoli designed to look like a burrito and, I dunno, I’m sure you’ll get on Food Network for like four minutes.

5.) According to a scientific study in 1966, there are 16 atoms of sodium per Batman.

6.) Charlie Brown’s father was canonically a barber and so I always wondered if there was a correlation between that and Charlie Brown’s baldness. Did pop need to keep up the practice? Did he have A Thing against hair that he projected on his already emotionally-compromised son?

7.) A parody of Brick House about the Trojan war? IT’S A STICK… HORSE.

8.) Arizona is where the devil went to workshop the ideas for hell and decided “well not QUITE as hot as Arizona, that’s too much even for me”.