ju22 in idea barrages

1.) Evil isn’t even the worst problem, at least in a vacuum. The evil of the handful wouldn’t be able to get very far without the apathy of the many. Apathy is the enabler that makes whatever evil present so much worse. And so we end up with children in cages.

2.) Because of Lorenzo Music playing Bill Murray’s voice in the Ghostbusters cartoon, whenever I read a quote from Bill Murray, I hear the Lorenzo Music Garfield saying it.

3.) To give DEMOLITION MAN credit, we may well be vectoring toward a future where the biggest movement in American cuisine is hipsters eating vegetarian Taco Bell dishes ironically.

4.) The first rule of Recursion Club is the first rule of Recursion Club.

5.) When your response to “hey, stop putting children in concentration camps!” is “okay, we’ll just put the whole families in concentration camps, happy now?” you are a goddamned Nazi and indefensible.

6.) I’m the kind of boy you can bring home to mother, provided she never asks about credit scores or employability.

7.) Ollie pretends he raids the trash looking for treats but I know he does it to punish me for ever leaving the house without him and he knows that I know. There is deep psychological warfare between the dog, the cat and I, it seems.

8.) I wonder if anyone has ever tried to start a coffee related app called “Grinder” only to discover that the word is, more or less, taken for a very different idea.

9.) The U2 cover band could never find paying gigs, they were always stuck with pro-bono work at best.

10.) Giorgio Tsoukalos talked about aliens so much he eventually became one of those bird aliens from Babylon 5 through sheer force of will.

11.) Would half-priced pogo sticks be BOGO POGOS?