2/6 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) We need a new circle of hell for people who loudly snowmobile near residential areas to proclaim the size of their genitals.

2.) Some want to be feared, some want to be loved, I just want to be regarded as a special snowflake who needn't work very hard.

3.) Some are leg men, some are breast men, I am an idea man. I like a woman with huge tracts of ideas.

4.) Say what you will, I'd watch "Judge Judi Dench".

5.) When people say "TMI" I pretend they're saying "teenage mutant information" and chuckle. Don't mind me.

6.) Proctology is an entry-level position.

7.) Resolved: "Princess Tomato In The Salad Kingdom" was the goddamned weirdest game on the original Nintendo.

8.) People dependent on viewings of Perfect Strangers to get by can find solace in Balkiholics Anonymous.

9.) Hairy and plump are the bear essentials.

10.) Toilet training is a process of elimination.

11.) Would a Jewish prayer leader Hobbit be a Hobbi? Habbi?

12.) A video-game-nerd fraternity known around campus as The Hammered Brothers.