ju23 in idea barrages

1.) If you gathered enough hawk feathers, could you make a pillow filled with black hawk down?

2.) A variant on vaporwave where glam rock is slowed down and glitched out called “glum”.

3.) A film about trying to stop vampires from taking over the red planet called MARS NEEDS WOLFMEN.

4.) Is Sandy Duncan still alive? I want her in ABC’s middle finger to that horrifying racist Roseanne Barr “The Conners”. Either playing her character from “The Hogan Family” somehow or, even better, playing a bad-ass version of herself who killed off Roseanne’s fascist character.

5.) Is there a soccer club in Kensington? They could call themselves Kensington Football Club and hook up with a sweet fried chicken marketing deal to get the money for one of those soccer players so good that he’s only known by a single unpronounceable word as his name.

6.) Start your Sublime cover “I don’t practice Santeria…” then quickly pivot to “I DON’T HAVE TO PRACTICE, I’M ALREADY GREAT AT IT!” while breathing fire and unleashing a hoard of zombies on the crowd.

7.) You will assemble the most pretentious smug self-satisfied recipes ever and you will call this book “Bono Appetit!”

8.) It’s a difficult time in your life. Your body is changing, you are confused & going through mood swings. Your nose has disappeared. Your mouth has become giant, your skin’s turning orange, all you can do is swear. Do not be alarmed. This is just the magic of going through Qberty.