ju21 in idea barrages

1.) A head canon where Sluggo’s birthname is Simon Ritchie, he will eventually grow up to be Sid Vicious and NANCY is all one long prequel to the history of The Sex Pistols.

2.) One word misuse that irrationally bothers me is when people say “anti-climactic” as “anti-climatic” as if they’re trying to say that the thing is, as opposed to being disappointing, actually a coal company or something.

3.) I didn’t know that GWAR liking one of my tweets should be on my bucket list but of course it should have been and I only discovered it the moment I found out it happened. Every once in a while, social media is magic.

4.) My corollary to “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” is “if you run around wasting your energy on ill-advised longshots, you won’t have the energy or resources to follow through on a shot you have a chance of making”.

5.) The first rule of Non-Sequitur Club is vanilla telephone.

6.) The prequel to any Ted Prior movie could be subtitled “Ted, Prior”.

7.) Fundamentalist Garfield hates Mondays because that means Sunday, the Lord’s Day, Sabbath, has passed.

8.) Using the principles of the Schrodinger’s Box, that cats always land on their feet, that things always land butter-side down and a ladder, you should be able to drop the box from a height and end up with a perpetually-hovering undead cat.