ju19 in idea barrages

1.) The semi-colon is a comma comma comma comma chameleon.

2.) You will come to prominence in the art world under the pseudonym George O’Keeffe, painting flowers that pretty clearly are supposed to look like penises but are juuuuuuuuust vague enough in that intention where you can kind of get away with it.

3.) Whenever someone refers to “minute rice” I imagine a monster so powerful it can literally consume time itself.

4.) Your early 90s cartoon about dark elves called DARK ELVEZ was pretty terrible but the tagline “Drowabunga, dudes!” WAS pretty inspired.

5.) Dating Beetlejuice is difficult because he’s the most with the ghost.

6.) Of all the film titles where “Charlie Brown” could be replaced with “Wernher von Braun”, the most realistic would be “Race For Your Life, Wernher von Braun” and the least realistic would be “You’re A Good Man, Wernher von Braun”.

7.) You know if Joe Biden had even been president, we would’ve got a military action codenamed “Operation Enduring Freebird”.

8.) “The law” is fine as it goes and “feeling right” is fine as it goes but your highest obligation is “being humane”.

9.) The last two years have been a stress test on American democracy and unless this all somehow ends with the 2016 “election” overturned, all of Trump’s appointments and laws-signed rescinded and most of the Trump administration convicted of their crimes, sadly our democracy failed.