ju13 in idea barrages

  • June 13, 2018, 12:37 a.m.
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1.) (to the tune of Tutti Frutti) Got a dog named Ollie, his life is food and folly, got a dog named Ollie, WOO, his life is food and folly, he knows how to bark loud, yes indeed, look around the house at all the places he peed…

2.) If you’re going to want to make it in porn these days, you’re going to face some stiff competition.

3.) It’s not that we’re doing something historic when sitting down with a tiny isolated tinpot dictatorship, it’s that only Z-grade world leaders will take that silver-spoon rapist seriously at this point.

4.) Now that they have publicly abandoned the intellectual property “The International House of Pancakes”, who’s gonna grab it up? An Apple Cloud-connected rabbit called the iHop.

5.) Sex with an alien is all about spatial relations.

6.) A hack of GALAGA where you are a sledgehammer and instead of robotic bugs you are shooting space watermelons called GALLAGHA.

7.) If you filmed a movie where Tony Danza’s character was named Steve but the OTHER lead’s character was named Tony, he would get confused so often the film itself would be terrible but, man, the blooper reel.

8.) An app that automatically detects and erases eye-boogers from selfies called iBooger.


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