ju12 in idea barrages

  • June 11, 2018, 11:48 p.m.
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1.) I’m just saying “Wuthering Heights” would’ve been more interesting if Mister Heathcliff were actually a garbage-picking orange cat but nothing else were changed.

2.) We’re living in a tabletop roleplaying game about destroying everything possibly good about America called RUSSIANS & RACISTS.

3.) If your train’s conductor dies, is shamed or is otherwise incapacitated, she or he will be replaced with her or his assistant, the semi-conductor.

4.) What kind of unending nightmare must it be like in a Pokeball where these poor animals prefer being sent into a deathmatch as opposed to being in there?

5.) If I ever get a gnarly scar, whenever I’m asked where I got it, I’ll say “the war” and if they ask “which one?” I will respond “The War On Christmas”.

6.) I kind of want to translate Smashmouth’s ALL-STAR into Shakespearean language as well as iambic pentameter but (a.) I am nowhere near a good enough researcher to do it right and (b.) I’m fairly certain it’s been done and I just can’t find it anywhere.

7.) The more I think on the “Downtown Hospital” debacle in Utica, the more I think upon how the Utica-area success stories always seem to be about the renovation of existing properties like the Aud or the Stanley and how all the giant failures are New Shinies like Nano in Marcy.

8.) If the Bernie Dead-Enders would like to admit that, yes, it was the Russian conspiracy against Hilary, as Trump burns down all of our international allyships at Putin’s order, that would be too little too late but it’d be something to work for the future from. That’d be great.


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