ju5 in idea barrages

1.) Sometimes I’ll look at my Twitter timeline and see a relatively-interesting thought about the current political situation and then, to follow it up, a pun about an obscure comic book character and think “yeah, yeah I’m still me”.

2.) An adorable kitten with its front paws up in the air, wearing a yarmulke, and the caption “MEOWZELTOV!”

3.) Rudy Giuliani is what happens when you deify a really ignorant douchebag just for being there when something bad happened. Even in tragedy, you gotta be clear eyed.

4.) Helicoptering in to make your documents legal, it’s Rotary Public!

5.) A Bob Dylan parody called “It’s Not Lice, It’s All Right”.

6.) The Frog Prince just wanted to make love not warts.

7.) A hip-hop painting instructor named Rob Boss.

8.) A head-canon where Huey is a nickname for Howard and Howard the Duck is just one of Scrooge’s nephews all grown-up, embittered, thrust into our reality by one of Gyro Gearloose’s failed experiments.

9.) Your band that covers Who songs in a country and western style will be called “Bubba O’Reilly”.

10.) Your rap about an Alice In Wonderland roleplaying game will involve both player haters and hatter players.

11.) The Notorious B.I.G.B.I.R.D. feat. Aloysius “Snuff Daddy” Snuffleupagus.

12.) I am not a contrarian by nature.

13.) Your band that only plays death-metal covers of Frank Zappa songs will, of course, be called DIESEL ZAPPA.

14.) The dog and I both got haircuts. I love wearing my hair long but we’re puttin’ a pause on that until the short Adirondack summer is over, too hot for me or for the dog. I have decided that Ollie’s full name is Captain Oliver Quentin Pupenshiz, by the way.

15.) Clinton wouldn’t be declaring divine absolute right, essentially saying “I am the State” right now so… everyone who voted for Jill Stein or Mickey Mouse because you believed the right-wing conspiracy media’s crap about Secretary Clinton, this is on you. Know this as we burn.