2/6 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages

1.) Apparently, "Flappy Bird" is some trendy mini-game and not an obscure British insult, which disappoints me.

2.) I don't youtube Let's Play but if I did my purposely-surreal nickname would be Lethargic Penguin.

3.) "Excuse me, is your jacket on the floor? Because you are off the HOOK."

4.) One of those kiddie Valentines except w/ a picture of Mola Ram in Indiana Jones killing someone & the line "YOU STOLE MY HEART."

5.) Goggles that overlay the shadows of a man and two robots making fun of you over your normal view called Occulus Riff.

6.) An evil Eternian energy magnate called Coaltar that even Skeletor is like "oh jeez, that guy is TOO evil".

7.) A parody of "Der Kommisar" about the Utica Comets would probably get me a cheap pop around Utica.

8.) More like TUNDRACATS now, AMIRITE?