ma30 in idea barrages

1.) If you’re only able to contact a palette-swapped copy of the ghost you’re trying to reach, you’re using a Luigi board.

2.) There are not enough jokes about how Indiana Jones’ given first name was Henry and Harrison Ford also starred in “Regarding Henry”.

3.) The four essential dog movies are Air Bud, Water Bud, Earth Bud and Fire Bud.

4.) My favourite scene in THE PHILADELPHIA EXPERIMENT was when they teleported those batteries straight into Santa’s brain.

5.) Your band will be called DAVID LYNCH ROTH. It’s gonna be great.

6.) If you need a title for your prequel to OCEANS ELEVEN, you could do worse than STEAL TEAM SIX.

7.) HOT TAKE: cherry is the platonic ideal of Jolly Ranchers.

8.) Yeah, I was singing UNSKINNY BOP to the cat as ONE KITTY BOP. What did you expect?

9.) Roseanne’s pandering racism finally bites her. For everyone who was ignoring her dog whistles in the new series as “working class white values, guys!” or “it’s just comedy, guys!” please, for God’s sake, reconsider your tendency to give famous people the benefit of the doubt.

10.) A big part of growing up is realizing that you should’ve been looking up to “failures” who were trying to do it humanely instead of “successes” who got there by being assholes, all along.