ma26 in idea barrages

1.) She could not feign being at peace, she was absolutely chalant.

2.) Why is nothing old-fangled?

3.) Paul Bunyan. Big if true.

4.) HOT TAKE: Woody Allen was never that interesting, funny sometimes but mostly just a see-through empty, quoting Philosophy 101 names out of a funny-man’s intellectual inferiority complex and writing self-insert fan-fiction about himself with beautiful women.

5.) (I had honestly thought that Morgan Freeman was dude-oriented. I thought I’d read that somewhere years ago. I’m not shocked at all that yet another person turned out to hold onto fame for the purposes of sexual cruelty but I am surprised that it was with ladies not fellas.)

6.) Every Thursday in the summer, they hold a reunion of the Proctors’ class of 1975 on Varick Street. They SAY it’s “Saranac Thursday” but we know the real score.

7.) I’m not saying you shouldn’t be proud of starting up your own OB-Gyn practice. You should! It is a wonderful accomplishment. I’m just saying that “Grand Opening!” might not be the best banner to put in front of your… particular type of establishment.

8.) If we stopped calling them “flyover states” would they be less offended? How about… “incontinent states” instead?

9.) I like to believe that a “Yabba-Dabba” was a dinosaur that served the same function as a horse in Bedrock so that Fred’s catchphrase “Yabba-Dabba-Doo!” translates to “Horseshit!” but… I generally choose to imagine a world more interesting than the one we’re stuck with.

10.) Rachel Dolezal is slowly looking more and more like John Travolta’s character from BATTLEFIELD EARTH and that’s just unsettling.

11.) Maybe Frankenstein’s REAL monster was the friend he made along the way.

12.) A parody of Danzig’s MOTHER about Mothra? Mothra… tell your larva not to fly my way… tell your larva not to near my face, I breath winds, I breathe flame, Mothra…

13.) Your intellect’s only meaningful to the extent that it advances the cause of being humane. Your strength’s only meaningful to the extent that it advances the cause of being humane. Your humor, your beauty, all of it, just the same. Your wealth or fame is meaningless in all cases.

14.) Similar, I suppose, would be a Henry Rollins parody about ancient Greece “I PLAY A LYRE”.

15.) When you vote for a vanity candidate to make yourself feel idealistic without considering how you’re strengthening the position of some real monsters to triumph over a flawed-but-doing-good establishment Democrat, Jesusing Christ, Cynthia Nixon? This is how you get Trumps.

16.) Quibbling over the minor flaws in the Democratic party in 2018 is like… your house is on fire and when the fire department shows up to put it out, you just start yelling at them about their hiring practices. Let’s put out the American dumpster fire first THEN worry about it.

17.) It’s weird how so many stories about Morgan Freeman’s sexual harassment put his age up-front, as if age is an extenuating circumstance for being a horrible human being.