ma21 in idea barrages

1.) Another food hot take: the vinegar of ketchup actually cuts through the fattiness of fried mozz sticks better than marinara.

2.) The Nihilism Monster sings N IS FOR NOTHING, THAT’S ALL THAT THERE CAN BE.

3.) Why did they call them “bookmobiles” when they could’ve called ‘em “tometrucks”?

4.) If you leave a fedora unattended, an incel will grow beneath it within 30 days.

5.) Your Scottish rap name is Ghostface Kilta.

6.) Is there an alternate universe of people who actually use Google Plus and LinkedIn and horrible online dating sites that I am completely divorced from, yet sharing the same Earth with? It’s an unnerving prospect.

7.) Food explorers should call themselves “gastronauts”.

8.) Paul Blart Mall Cop would’ve been 20% less awful if they had just gone with a title like Insecurity or something.