ma20 in idea barrages

1.) You do you but if you’re asking me if I’m gonna wake up early to watch a multi-million-dollar television extravaganza essentially celebrating that two pretty rich people I don’t know personally are now allowed by their God to have sex I’m gonna say… nah.

2.) Everyone needs to understand that they’re not developing things like Siri & Alexa to make your life easier or even to better sell you stuff through them. The end-game is a one-stop shop to scrape your data & sell it to the highest bidder. If you choose that, choose it clear eyed.

3.) The worst ones say, in one breath, their “right” to carry an uzi is more important than the deaths of children then, in the next, say the “rights” of a wad of insensate cells are more important than a woman’s right to self-determination. How can they even tie their own shoes?

4.) (to the tune of Dancin’ In The Dark) THIS DOG’S FOR HIRE, EVEN IF ALL HE DOES IS BARK AND BARK

5.) The biggest trick big business ever pulled was convincing you that the potential tyranny of big business was less scary than the potential tyranny of government.

6.) “BE FREE THINKING ABOUT MY CLOSED THINKING!” is the hill that the alt-right is lining up to die on and it just shows how little they care about making sense.

7.) ACTUALLY, here in the states, we call it Super Literature Club Brothers 2.

8.) My pragmatic having-lived-on-both-coasts take is this: Red Vines are delicious but in the context of going to a movie, you gotta Twizzler.