ma14 in idea barrages

1.) Maybe we could get the fake president to leave us all the hell alone if we just made him the real president of golf instead of the fake president of America. He spends more time on golf than America, anyway. He could even still have a Golf House or whatever, just go away.

2.) Maybe we could make rich people “assimilate into America” instead of damning immigrants for not. Rich people could, like, pay their actual share of taxes, not run away from their countrymen in gated communities not offshore their businesses, be actual Americans. That’d be nice.

3.) Maybe the internet would be less frenetic and toxic if we switched from hypertext transfer protocol to chilltext transfer protocol. Mellowtext transfer protocol. Takin’er’easyforaspelltext transfer protocol

4.) Who are the people who actually look at an ad for a pay-to-win video game on facebook and think “you know, that’s a really sexy drawing of a woman in armor, this means I’m going to spend hundreds of dollars on it”? Can we… have these people put on a rocket and sent to the moon?

5.) If you want to be an expert in Indian flat-breads you must first learn how to be naan-judgmental.

6.) I need to be a social person the way some people need the sunshine to not be depressed, sometimes I have to force it on myself like a person with SAD must turn on a therapy lamp in the winter, even when I fear I’m not the most pleasant version of myself to be around.

7.) Your Russian remake of BACK TO THE FUTURE will be called STALIN FOR TIME. Oh God, it is going to be terrible.

8.) Your bard’s signature song will be called “The Imp From Girlanema” and he’ll play it whenever you’re using a levitate or flight spell to simulate an elevator’s effect. Oh, God, it will be awful.