ma13 in idea barrages

1.) Only did a lack of imagination cause people to call it “Witness Protection” instead of “Disappearing Inc.”

2.) Doesn’t a “brand ambassador” sound like someone who burns a pattern into your flesh so you can travel freely? Social networking neologisms are pretty terrifying.

3.) Step 1: stand around in a robe with a smug look on your face. Step 2: wait for someone to ask you what that’s all about. Step 3: respond “You like it? It’s my new smirking jacket.”

4.) Your musical about an unlikely romance in the middle of a gang war between a group of robots and a second group of robots that believe themselves to be human will be called “Westworld Story”. Oh God, will it be terrible.

5.) Princess Zelda must battle the evil queen of the sasquatches to save her love in the upcoming inverted sequel “Legend of Zelda: The Search For The Missing Link”.

6.) Apparently there is a star boxer called “Lomachenko” but that should really be the name of an obscure casino game instead. “Dude, I just rolled six krablachs in a row and won a hundred dollars at the Lomachenko table!”

7.) Why would you call it a “hitching post” when you could call it a “gallop pole”?

8.) Ollie the dog speaks but one language, his own. You might say he’s an “ollieglot”. I mean, it would be incredibly stupid to say that but you still might say it.