ma7 in idea barrages

1.) If you’re writing a story about the Disney and Warner Brothers characters going off to fight in Vietnam and slowly being dragged down into bitterness, madness and despair, you better damn well call it Pla-TOON.

2.) Sting, if you always end up getting wet, maybe it ISN’T a big enough umbrella? Have you even CONSIDERED going an umbrella size up? Jeez.

3.) A Beastie Boys parody called “HOMEOPATHIC IMAGINARY”?

4.) It’s a good thing they didn’t let me write the Marvel movies, I’da had Thanos kill Iron Man by pouring molten iron on him and then saying “look at him, right in his element”.

5.) Sometimes I just want to call the oven “the defrigerator”.

6.) A Klingon stand-up comic being all “KLINGONS KILL LIKE THIS, BOOM SLASH STAB BOOM but HUMANS KILL LIKE THIS, beeep beep boop zap cry cry cry”.

7.) Your LEPRECHAUN/TWILIGHT crossover fan-fiction will be called “Top O’The Morguin’ To You”. It will be… terrible.

8.) If you brag about your homemade jewelry on etsy, is that a declaration of indie pendants?