ma3 in idea barrages

1.) Evolution is just the aggregation of mistakes that turn out to be beneficial until you have something new. Make all the mistakes. Sort out what works at the end. Work it out. Evolve.

2.) In the timeline where Quebec reigns supreme, Super Mario Brothers 2 is called DOQUI DOQUI PANIQUE and it debuts the beloved villain Birdeaux.

3.) One day, you wake up in silly clothes and with the confusing desire to review ancient video games on youtube. This is what we called “Going Through QBerty”.

4.) The best name for a punk band ever would be “Jefferson Starshit”.

5.) With blockbuster movies out there where obscure-even-to-many-nerds characters like Rusty Collins and Rocket Racoon are now supporting characters, one can only assume that our current political hellscape is the Monkey’s Paw backlash of some nerd in 1995 wishing comics were “cool”.

6.) The obvious way to defeat Thanos is to send in a one-eyed one-horned flying purple-people eater and then just let it eat the purple person as is its wont.

7.) I once spent a couple of weeks one night in Amarillo.

8.) the only problems money fixes are the problems money already started. but it’s REALLY REALLY GOOD at fixing those particular problems.

Last updated May 02, 2018