apr22 in idea barrages

1.) Any rap song instantly becomes 80% more depressing if you change the reference from Hennessy cognac to Genesee beer.

2.) A DETAIL YOU WISHED WAS ADDED IN A STORY IS NOT A “plot hole”. IT IS A DETAIL YOU WANTED TO KNOW THE WRITER/EDITOR/DIRECTOR/ETC DEEMED UNNECESSARY. IT IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, it is a little bit about you, BUT IT IS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU. (Internet fandom. Jesusing. Christ.)

3.) Dear Mets, Gsellman has scored a run before Reyes has even gotten a hit. It is Time.

4.) ALSO: yes, while I was gone, the dog pooped all over my sandals to tell me he was mad at me.

5.) When the pastor goes on a murder spree “can I get a witness?” takes on a strange double-meaning.

6.) So Nintendo Labo is basically the NES Robbie The Robot gimmick but in paper instead of plastic? A limited-use stunt to make the thing look more physically interactive than it long-term is so as to draw in non-traditional consumers? It’s smart marketing but it’s not for me.

7.) My Chippendale’s name is “Thickerbod Crane”.

8.) “Well, actually, to be fair, it was a movie about a half-man, half-ant” he mantsplained to her.