the barrage of fort wenny in idea barrages

1.) What did the toreador order at the espresso bar? Cafe OLE!

2.) Wasted away again in Bean Burritoville, looking for that… lost key to the john…

3.) Here’s something interesting: remember when we would reminisce about MTV back when it played videos, before it all became all normal shows? Soon, kids will be reminiscing about when MTV used to be all about shows, now it’s just all reality shows. The ciiiiiiiiiiircle of life.

4.) The dude in the Smokey suit refused to testify on religious grounds, claiming that God had strictly forbade false bear witness.

5.) Cindy Lou Who from SEUSS as a Gallifreyan Time-Lord seems like too perfect a mash-up than to have not already been done.

6.) What’s thirty feet tall, purple and wears a fedora over his undercut? Vape Ape.

7.) There are worse pen names to have than Tupac Chopra.

8.) Zelda Nostalgia: A Wink To The Past.

9.) When you bomb at playing a dandy, you may well start to exhibit fop-sweat.

10.) We wanted to say we were doing something healthful but we didn’t wanna sacrifice anything to do it so we suspended a few herbs in self-stable liquid fat, called it “ranch dressing” and made our veggies less healthful than just eating bad in the first place. How American is that?

11.) Colossus throwing Wolverine is a “fastball special” but how about someone who could JUST BARELY throw Wolverine like, oh, Captain America throwing Wolverine? Is that a canuckleball special?

12.) The crew of INNERSPACE tried to get out of the bloodstream but sadly their struggle was in vein.

13.) If the light scrape of a pegleg against the planks of a ship at night turns you on, that’s an example of ASMRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

14.) TERRIBLE PERSON LIFE-HACK: shave over the toilet and then just flush, ya dingus!