apr17 in idea barrages

1.) Trump makes you miss when evil was less stupid and knew how to put up a respectable facade. The elder Bush was an oil-profiteer war-monger CIA spy-lord but, God, at least he wasn’t an idiot and knew how to act like one of your grandpa’s Rotary club friends in mixed company.

2.) “You’re walking on some THIN ICE HERE, Jesus!” the Pharisee warned Jesus. Jesus just smiled “yeah, I got that handled”.

3.) If it wasn’t for sacrilege, I guess I wouldn’t have any rilege.

4.) Ah Defiant Comics. The dollar store version of Valiant Comics when Valiant Comics was already dollar store. Those were the days. Of course, Valiant’s still dollar store, they’re just in more denial in 2018.

5.) Looking up the lyrics to “Pets” by the band “Porno For Pyros” is… not the best way to approach the internet in 2018. Just go “pets pyros lyrics” and save yourself a lot of your faith in the human race.

6.) Comey regrets the hell out of the fact that Trump turned out to be completely insane and not a usual mainline controllable Republican but doesn’t care that he stole the White House from the legitimate president Hillary Clinton, is what it all comes down to.

7.) We are apparently on X names for the fake winter storm names that the Weather Channel makes up to goose ratings until hurricane season.

8.) If only enough people would get a parody of the Beach Boys “Sloop John B” about Nixon lawyer John Dean, I would write it because it would be appropriate again now.