apr3 in idea barrages

1.) Scars aren’t where you were weak. Scars are where you overcame.

2.) Some day I’mma finish my musical about Jesus fighting crime in KITT from Knight Rider called JESUS CHRIST’S SUPERCAR.

3.) I feel like grown adults pretending to be into My Little Pony en masse just to mess with us was the dress rehearsal for the fake Trump presidency. Thousands of people committing to an impossible to believe bit until people just accepted it as not-a-joke.

4.) How many times do you use Hamburger Helper before you accept that what you’re doing is really Hamburger Codependency?

5.) Maybe coelacanths would be in charge instead of us if they had only been less coelacanths and more coelaCANs.

6.) Was caught in a recursive loop of dreams within dreams with dreams again last night. Eventually, my dad showed up to tell me I was just watching a movie, to tell me it wasn’t real and to not be afraid. He was that symbol in my dreams when he lived & even now passed, he still is.

7.) An existentialist manifesto against the Princess Zelda’s authoritarian rule of Hyrule called NOTES FROM THE OVERWORLD.

8.) I’ll admit, I have a hard time writing about female (or male, for that matter) characters lusting for male characters, not out of homophobia but because I have my own body issues and I project them onto my entire gender as being ugly. It’s A Thing I’m working on as a writer.