march capstone in idea barrages

1.) There are many stupid things in the world that cause active harm, that are cruel, hurtful, greedy, destructive. They are all worse than meaninglessly stupid things. However, John Sterling’s home run calls are the stupidest harmlessly-stupid thing in history.

2.) Frosted Lucky Forsynthia, They’re Magically Deciduous!

3.) All that “literary mash-ups” fad came and went and we never got MURDER ON THE POLAR EXPRESS.

4.) trouble with truth is
it only goes so far
only cares how things just are
it don’t care on how they feel

the truth is a trip
sharp sides but a too-blunt tip
double-edged sword that’s as worn
out as much as it’s real
that’s the trouble
it’s always double

5.) Ignore the e-mails from “Prince Olaf” who needs help getting his twenty million euro inheritance, that’s just Swedish phishing.

6.) Saw the vanity plate DEPLRABLE in the Colonie Mall parking lot today. Gross as it was to hate proudly, to begin with, of course it was on an Escalade. “Economic Anxiety”, my ass, it’s hate. It’s proud loathsome hate, all the way down.

7.) How insulting to everyone’s intelligence is it when a turn-key radio station being programmed off a satellite in Scottsdale AZ or whatever, has their announcer slip a few clumsy local references into the pre-recorded liners? Oh hey, Tony FM, didn’t see you there.

8.) Do you think Judge Dredd also calls his penis “the law”? Because there are so many jokes about taking the law into his own hands there.