mar26 in idea barrages

1.) When all you’ve got to smear the March For Our Lives kids with is to intentionally pretend you’re confusing the solidarity fist with the Nazi salute, what you are saying is “I admit my arguments for violence and profit over life are invalid”.

2.) I would give Marvel SO MANY points if in the next month they changed the title to “BLACK PANTHER AND FRIENDS: INFINITY WAR” just to make it more profitable and to piss off the MAGA-monsters.

3.) A naga riding a bicycle yells “LOOK MA, NO HANDS!” and her mother replies “YOU NEVER HAD HANDS, YOU ARE A NAGA!”

4.) Loki and Thor both had claim to the Asgardian throne, I guess, but really that’s just splitting heirs.

5.) What a difference a comma can make. “I’m standing still” versus “I’m standing, still”. Sometimes they’re the same thing. I wonder, right now, are they the same thing for me?

6.) With all the celebrity food and drink tie-ins, I’m astonished someone isn’t selling “David Lee Broth”.

7.) Today I discovered that there is a kind of beauty product called “face mist”? And now I just wanna run around yelling MERRY FACEMIST!

8.) Current mood: the desire to explain to people that “Not Dark Yet” was Bob Dylan’s masterpiece because everything feels exactly like that.

9.) My pitch “Maximum Overdrive but with Stephen King on MORE cocaine” is ruined by the fact that there is not that much cocaine in the world.

10.) The worst X-Men character was definitely The Vajazzler.

11.) A meme re-edit of Back To The Future where at the “Enchantment Under The Sea” dance, Marty just plays “Under The Sea” from the Little Mermaid instead.