area code barrage in idea barrages

1.) I love how the news is trying to scare folk like “Juuling!” is a new thing sweeping the nation. “ARE YOUR KIDS JUULING?” When it’s, like, a slightly stronger form of the vaping everyone’s been doing for years. Of course ARE YOUR KIDS VAPING SLIGHTLY STRONGER STUFF? doesn’t trend.

2.) I’m still pissed we never got that California Raisins/Transformers crossover GRAPESHIFTERS.

3.) I enjoy the parallel between Rome falling partially because of lead in the pipes and America losing political cohesion through misuse of the internet, also a series of tubes.

4.) Hatred and greed aren’t wired into the human condition, it just seems like it because our systems replicated the condition. When I was born, I thought the malls just always WERE but my parents remembered when the main streets were torn up for them. Now I watch the malls fall too.

5.) The box you keep Schrodinger’s Cat in is called an arbitrarium.

6.) A lot of happiness is finding that balance between being careful and not being so careful that you screw up from overthinking or, even worse, don’t try at all. I mean, I know this theoretically, I don’t know how to do that either.

7.) Your multi-classed necromancer/bard will rap his spells. He will be named “Grue-Pac” and say things like “death ain’t nothing but liches and mummies” and “liches ain’t shit but bones and tricks”.

8.) A youtube channel about algae and fungii living together in harmony? LICHEN SUBSCRIBE.