stone cold barrage in idea barrages

1.) You could mash-up YOU’RE SO VAIN and YEAR OF THE CAT so seamlessly, you’d just think it was one or the other.

2.) There are probably better ways to promote your salon than advertising “perm samples!”

3.) The soundtrack to the show HOARDING keeps trying to be the slow piano intro to a Nine Inch Nails song and keeps failing.

4.) CHEERS was a great show, MOONLIGHTING was a pretty good show but damn everyone involved for the fact that we can no longer have sitcoms that aren’t entirely structured around will-they/won’t-theys?

5.) Kombucha is really just scoby doo.

6.) Maybe the real new beginnings were the some other beginnings ends we found along the way.

7.) It’s my fault that the Orangemen are bad this year, you guys, I still owe Syracuse like 12 grand and that might have gotten them the under-the-table payments for like, half a shooting guard or something.

8.) Your intentionally-terrible symphony orchestra will be called Nickel Bach.