mar13 in idea barrages

1.) You could do worse than rewriting classic rock into socialist manifestos and performing as Red Zeppelin, I s’pose.

2.) As long as Trump enforces the GOP leadership’s vulture capitalism dismantling of America, they will be with him. As long as Trump enforces the GOP rank-and-files’ racism, they will be with him. The rest of us must be unified against them if we have any hope to save this country.

3.) It SEEMS like a paradox how the same people who yell the most about patriotism are also arming themselves to the teeth to fight the gov’t until you realize they don’t care about America as a system, a gov’t or ideal, they think “America” of only as white identity.

4.) I can’t tell you what ALL the monster versions of the Golden Girls would be but I sure as hell believe in Estelle Yeti. Okay, also Roseferatu.

5.) More loose guns equals more deaths. Higher tensions raised by more guns equals more death. But the fake president and the NRA wanna arm teachers because it sells more guns and pleases more racists. I hope that there’s a God, that She or He may damn all involved.0

6.) Has a sci-fi show scored an episode about cloning with the “don’t surround yourself with yourself” section of SEEN ALL GOOD PEOPLE yet? If not, they have all failed.

7.) My dad always hated that people assumed he liked the crappy band Rush because he liked prog rock. I can’t stand when people think I’d like the geek-minstrel-show BIG BANG THEORY because I like some nerdy stuff. I carry my family’s commission forth.

8.) As straight folk, we get representations of straight love everywhere in media, even when we don’t want it/it doesn’t make sense. Quit griping you “don’t get” why fan-fiction involves so much queer love, there’s little “official” outlet for it, of course there’s passion there.

9.) A shirt with two slightly overlapping circles, one that says “diagrams” and another that says “things named Venn”.

10.) Your line of EDM bars will be called “Wubway” with the catchphrase “Beeps Best”.

11.) Your turkey cooking robot will be called OPTIMIZED BRINE.

12.) If you used the term “friend-zoned” unironically, you were probably actually “willfully-ignorant-privilege-blinded-sexist-idiot-zoned”.

13.) The most boss late winter move you can make is managing to knock down the icicles in a rhythm that replicates the sound of the Filmation chimes at the beginning of HE-MAN.

14.) If the Ghostbusters had thought about every hurtful stereotype for millennials instead of a jolly marshmallow mascot, The Form Of Our Destroyer would’ve manifest as Jake and Logan Paul and, hell, maybe they actually did.