mar5 in idea barrages

1.) The icicles on the trees, that’s just branch dressing.

2.) Always wonderful to be at an open mic instead of worrying about the Oscars. Washing out in L.A. had its benefits after all.

3.) Your D&D bard’s treatise on socialism in the context of a war against orcs will be called “Status Effects”

4.) Your Southern rock song about defending Francia from the invasion of the Bretons in 778 will be called “Roland, On The River”. Proud Mary will probably be, like, a serving woman at the tavern or something.

5.) Oscar voters would rather think about having sex with a fish than deal with how much racism is still a part of this culture. Neat. Oh, they also gave Best Animated Short to an unrepentant rapist. Oscar voters sound like really pleasant people.

6.) If we could only harness the energy wasted by right-wing jerkasses trying to be crypto-racist in an “edgy” way on Twitter in any given hour, we’d have astronauts in Alpha Centauri by Tuesday.

7.) Utica Club Light is less a beer and more like a suggestion of beer. It is like a seltzer water with a “hint of beer”.

8.) The way they REALLY screwed up The Last Jedi was not revealing that Supreme Leader Snoke was actually Supremes leader Diana Ross.