mar2 in idea barrages
- March 1, 2018, 6:07 p.m.
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1.) The NRA doesn’t care about you, they just want to sell more guns. The NRA doesn’t care about safety or the Bill of Rights or human lives or their own members, they just want to sell more guns. The NRA is an industry lobbying group that just wants to sell more guns.
2.) If you ever have to interact with Shia LaBoeuf, at least keep pronouncing his name “Chia” like “Chia Pet”. For Crystal Skull, he owes you at least that.
3.) Sometimes she uses the Oxford rules and sometimes she don’t, she’s a comma comma comma comma chameleon, it comes and goes, it comes and goes.
4.) Sometimes McGruff’s wife gets frustrated with how much of his life is his work, sometimes she thinks “why don’t you just take a bite out of ME for once?”
5.) Dan Brown books are all the same, open one or another, it’s just like groundhog opus dei.
6.) A version of “Night Moves” about the ren fair “Knight Moves”? “Night Court”?
7.) I love it when a celebrity loses weight and they claim it was the Scientology but it was clearly the cocaine. Or the fad diet but it was clearly the cocaine. Or the new exercise plan but it was clearly the cocaine. It is nearly always the cocaine, you’re fooling no one.
8.) Dick’s Sporting Goods turns out to not be a sex shop. Who knew!
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