mar4 in idea barrages

1.) This bag of Hershey Miniatures is challenging my low-carb diet so badly. There’s a little jerk in me who keeps yelling “RELEASE THE KRACKLE” and I have to keep punching him in the face with my willpower. I don’t like having willpower.

2.) The day I lose my moral centre will be the day I am suddenly doing cold-readings, pretending I have magic powers and have a show on TLC called “The Extra-Large Medium”. I’m warning you ahead of time so you can de-bunk him. Also: puns.

3.) Whenever you type JFC in as an abbreviation of a curse, I imagine “Jesus Fried Chicken”. It’s stigmata-lickin’ good!

4.) Maybe the REAL monsters were the friends Doctor Frankenstein made along the way.

5.) When you’re a hammer, everything looks like nails. When you’ve got a gun, every problem looks like the solution is shooting. If you don’t give yourself the easy sloppy ephemeral solution, you’re forced to find the hard real lasting solutions. Disarm. Disarm disarm disarm.

6.) Having lived in Los Angeles and living in the snow belt now, I will say, I would much rather deal with driving through the aftermath of a big winter storm than trying to drive in Hollywood when half the streets are closed for the Oscars.

7.) Soft And Dry is both the best name for a deodorant and the worst name for a porno ever.

8.) Somewhere this weekend a “Psychic Faire” was cancelled due to the snow storm.