fe27 in idea barrages

  • Feb. 27, 2018, 1:08 a.m.
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1.) In this nightmare, I was stuck in a time loop of being shot to death at a composite of a few different shopping malls. Every time I died, I returned to the start of the dream and every time, knowing what was going to happen didn’t change that I was going to die, just the why and the how. Sometimes I survived for minutes, sometimes I survived for what felt like years but violence in some form always got me. People ask me why I hate sleep. Things like that have been sleep for me for the last 25 years.

2.) The idea that the answer to weapons of war in random hands is weapons of war in MORE random hands is utter madness. You have to either be insane with paranoia or be profiting from death worship and not care to believe it to be right. The American cult of death churns on, I guess.

3.) They want the public sphere torn apart by instituted weaponization so that they can later argue the public sphere “can’t work”, they can privatize everything and sell it for parts like the cynical vulture capitalists they are. There is sick amoral strategy here.

4.) This set of nightmares included a mall where there were virtual games that I got in a recursive loop within and could not escape… and then the Han Solo prequel, where in my nightmare it somehow involved the origin of the Transformers and Robocop.

5.) The merpeople from the Black Lagoon join a nunnery in CREATURES OF HABIT.

6.) We need to start a rumour that there was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Slip N Slide that was quickly pulled because of the poor choice of name “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Sewer Slide Mission”.

7.) Twitter told me to celebrate My Twitter Anniversary so I guess I will. Why not. Look at all the time I’ve wasted telling jokes and raging against the death cult driving America into the ground! Making a small amount of money for Silicon Valley tech-douches along the way.

8.) I choose to believe that gin and djinn are related because djinn were fire spirits and gin tastes like a burning Christmas tree.


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