fe19 in idea barrages

1.) The snow, like life, seems like a tedious hassle to be endured until you stand back, take a breath, clear your head and let yourself see how goddamned beautiful it is.

2.) feels like I’m doin’ time, feels like I’m due in time, like I’m dew on the vine, time to step off the podium, time to jump off the cross, sometimes a win is harder to take than a loss

3.) Superboy couldn’t set fire to things with his eyes until he had adult super-vision.

4.) Two Presidents Days in a row without a real president. Would you believe it.

5.) Constantly refer to testicles as “brovaries”.

6.) A superhero called Pigboy who gets his porcine powers from a mystical hamulet.

7.) The old Captain Planet cartoon really dropped the ball by not having a young super-villain called Teenage Wastelad.

8.) An unholy-powerful fusion of jk rowling and henry rollins called JK ROLLINS.