fe18 in idea barrages

1.) Defending AR-15 ownership by saying “well, you CAN hunt with them!” is as asinine as saying you should get to own a nuke because you CAN hunt with them. If you’re such a tough butch survivorman prepper douchebag, take your deer down with a single-shot rifle. JESUSING CHRIST.

2.) Being focused on being humane, on helping each other, on respecting difference, that isn’t weakness, that’s true strength. May we all be Social Justice Warriors, may we all be beautiful shimmering Snowflakes, may we all beat The Bastards back with compassion understanding & love.

3.) The grief comes and goes in waves. High tides today, crashing up against my rocks.

4.) If you let who you root for in sport over-ride moral choices in opposing the hateful and the monstrous, good luck with the ruined world your kids will inherit because your sports-laundry meant more than opposing fascism. You sicken me, my Mets, for fishing with a monster.

5.) Your movie about a couple’s bitter struggle over their pie shop during their divorce will be called CUSTARDY BATTLE.

6.) Sometimes the gestating ideas I leave on my desktop to mutate into poems, I find them theme-ing up together and I will put them together like puzzle pieces and suddenly they’re fuller weirder things. That’s what my writing is all about tonight.

7.) If you reject eloquent social commentary from an African-American athlete but then pretend that the terrible gibberish spewing from that idiot Curt Schilling’s trash-gob means anything, we know who you are and what you’re doing.

8.) Ollie is an experiment in creating new and revolting odors, cleverly disguised as a good dog.