fe7 in idea barrages

1.) Ain’t nobody buying my pitch about two sweetly-dumb serial killers bumbling their way across the country in DAHM AND DAHMER.

2.) More like the Dow Jones COMBUSTIBLE Average, AMIRITE?

3.) Your rogue-like video game about a frat house will be brocedurally generated.

4.) I can’t say that I’ve been able to write songs or poems or comedy bits or short stories this week but I have been saving my weird twitter ideas on my desktop so… I do have backlog of eight or nine half-finished ideas for the future. Even in the middle of a tornado, my process is so ingrained that there still is something. It’s a small comfort.

5.) Your book about how a BDSM lifestyle can be compatible with Christianity will be called “Bound For Glory”.

6.) Reagan and Trump were and are both empty suits made famous in Z-grade entertainment, dancing on the puppet strings of gangster capitalists and Jesus freaks. The bastards deserve each other.

7.) Your film about a shapeshifter replacing the popular local weathergirl when she goes missing will be called PARTLY CLAUDIA.

8.) I want Wes Anderson’s next film to be called THE ADVENTURES OF THE FAMILY QUIRKINGTON.