ja28 in idea barrages

  • Jan. 27, 2018, 6:55 p.m.
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1.) I still say the maple syrup production term “sugaring off” sounds dirty as hell.

2.) I really really really hope that the problem with my mom’s computer was a botched Windows 10 update that I uninstalled and reinstalled because, after six hours of fighting the fact that companies don’t MAKE laptops any more, they make goddamned tablet phones that happen to have large keyboards and Windows 10 is a load of opaque Appley “trying so hard to be casual user friendly that they’ve spun the dial and made it completely counter intuitive to people who know half a thing” horsecrap and… after six hours, I just wanna fill a pillowcase with bars of soap, find Hewlett and/or Packard and give them back six hours of dazed frustration. (I am an Old now.)

3.) All I’m saying is that if you write Star Trek slash fiction about Data and Q falling in love, the title has to be “LGBTQAI”.

4.) Remember, racists and rapists like Trump, when they say “America” and “patriot”, they don’t mean this country or its ideals or laws or best potential, they think America means “white men”, that’s why they can collude with Russian mobsters. To them, those are Americans.

5.) ADD INSULT TO INQUIRY

6.) Make a crypto-currency, tie the processing to generate it to crowd-sourcing the processing of the data for SETI’s search of the stars for extraterrestrial life, call it Latnm, hope the Star Trek people don’t sue, get rich, find aliens, all good.

7.) If the Swamp Thing holds the door for you, the proper response is “thank you very mulch”.

8.) Your story will about a stoner hallucinating a headless cop trying to bust him and the lead will be called Stickybud Crane.


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