ja11 in idea barrages

  • Jan. 11, 2018, 2:23 a.m.
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1.) Last night’s nightmare, I got in a minor fenderbender and it somehow managed to ruin my entire life, putting weight back on and everything. My nightmares are not subtle.

2.) Have I made my peace with this town enough now where I can finally go to the work of rewriting my book about the bigfoot that lives in West Hollywood? Have I made my peace with anything in this life?

3.) No, of course Seger’s “Hollywood Nights” was on when I started the car. Whoever runs the musical score for my life is nothing if not unsubtle.

4.) Semi-regular weight update: six days since the last update, my weight loss slowed down from the difficulties eating well while traveling but I’m still down one more pound. 292.

5.) I enjoy the poetic justice of the fact that I the inventor of the world’s greatest snack mix Sea Biscuit (Oyster Crackers, Cap’n Crunch & Dark Chocolate Chips) have to be on a low-carb diet.

6.) If only Rocket From The Crypt had made it big as a band, we’ve have a hell of a joke for if Thanos killed the Guardians of the Galaxy in the Avengers movie and then someone brought them back to life with the Infinity Gems, that’s all I’m saying.

7.) The visit to the Greek temple forgot one of the most important lessons of comparative religion: let sleeping gods lie.

8.) It took until my mid-to-late 30s to realize that they named Two-Face, the villain with the damaged skin, Harvey “Dent”. Duh.


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