ja8 in idea barrages

1.) I still don’t know what a Cardi B is. I think this may be one of the good things about being closer to Old.

2.) If your snowman is a rapper and has eyes made out of coal, your snowman is the Bituminous B.I.G.

3.) I saw someone refer to Guy Fieri’s show “Diners Drive-Ins and Dives” as “DD&D” and I kept trying to figure out what role-playing game they were talking about. A tabletop RPG about defeating Fieri would be pretty fun, really.

4.) The clever baker was known for her rye observations.

5.) G.I. Joe Landscaping - Mowing Is Half The Battle

6.) I would feel bad for Larry King, shilling infomercials in his dotage, but he has worked for RT and having sold his soul to Putin and the Kremlin, screw his old bones.

7.) Dear next Jurassic Park movie, if you’ve already got dinosaurs, an exploding volcano is gilding the lily.

8.) mildest of Last Jedi spoilers: the chase scene on Catalina Island Casino Planet had to have only existed as a pitch for a Disneyland ride first and it was the worst thing in the film. I hate “cute CGI things being wacky” so much, you guys.

9.) The silver lining to completely failing at my goal of being a teevee/film writer is that I don’t have to give a damn about the Golden Globes. If I wasn’t visiting my bro in SoCal, I wouldn’t have even remembered that millionaire back-pat fest at all.

10.) Don’t say she’s “vomiting Taco Bell”, she prefers “experiencing feedback”.

11.) Watching the new mst3k episodes finally and, if crew counts, working with Mike Tsucalas on Clerks 2 a lifetime ago technically gives me two degrees of Kevin Bacon with the Satellite of Love. Thanks, Mike! (Also, thanks to my brother for buying in on the kickstarter for me!)

12.) Shaving after three weeks and change, just to let myself see the weight loss in my face. I do see it a little.