dxxix in idea barrages
- Dec. 29, 2017, 5:18 p.m.
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1.) The news about the new penis pumps that actually work would be big, if true.
2.) Do you rock enough to call your crust-punk band Dirt Cobain?
3.) The best name for a pornographic actor ever would be, of course, Alfred E. Nudeman. Computers confirmed it, Alfred E. Nudeman would be a pretty boss stage name.
4.) Ghosted is when he or she is just stops talking to you. Techdouched is when they break up with you but stay connected on linkedin.
5.) The Flintstones didn’t have to worry about the Mandela Effect because the Beranstone Cavebears were always called the Beranstone Cave Bears.
6.) How many times have you had to lie to your lover? “DON’T LOOK! I”M NOT LOOKING AT PORN, I’M… BUYING YOU A PRESENT! DON’T LOOK, IT’LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!”
7.) MERRY MANDATORY SPENDING PERIOD!
8.) He didn’t like being called a person with obsessive compulsive sex drives, he preferred “detail-oriented”.
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