dxxi in idea barrages

1.) The scariest movie I ever saw was THE DARK CRYSTAL and it still is.

2.) You know how they had AfterMASH, about what happened to the doctors after the Korean War, I guess they ran a hospital in Boston? What about AfterHOGAN? Does Klink go on trial for war crimes?

3.) If only he had been called Scrooge McChicken, we could’ve called the damn cartoon show “Cock Tails” and it would’ve been the funniest title ever.

4.) It’s an Angry Man frozen dinner. It’s an unskinned hunk of venison and a 40 oz bottle of Keystone Light. It’s an Angry Man Dinner for your Angry Man who is ALSO hungry.

5.) The new sci-fi ironic B-movie memetic generator for the SyFy Channel will be called KRAKEN VERSUS KRAMPUS.

6.) A version of I AM THE WALRUS about whether the villain in SONIC THE HEDGEHOG was named Doctor Eggman or Doctor Robotnik?

7.) Sometimes we’re even better, though, if we deal with our damage correctly like in Japan when they put gold in the cracks of smashed porcelain and we’re left more beautiful for the healing.

8.) That meme going around telling above-average women to not worry about it, jump on top, if the guy dies, the guy dies? I’m 6‘5 308. I’m not going anywhere. Don’t worry about me, I’m sturdy. I am the solution to this modern problem.