dxviii in idea barrages

1.) You’ve never seen a sadder ice golem than when someone explained to Frosty what a snowblower ACTUALLY does.

2.) I want to say that the party at the house next to my brother’s involved a 75 minute long cover of “La Bamba” but, to be honest, it was more like 45.

3.) I want a JOHNNY CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME shirt, kinda.

4.) Samsung’s default e-mail signature should be “sent from a Galaxy far far away” for the next coupla weeks.

5.) I hope that in GOONIES 2, Sloth has six other brothers named after deadly sins and they all fight as a team.

6.) Iceman from the X-Men is a snowfall justice warrior.

7.) 38 and the only gray hairs are a handful on my chin. Not bad, not bad.

8.) I’m old enough to remember when “a case of the vapors” meant a Southern lady was going to pass out because you said “darn” instead of it meaning here’s going to be a dozen people smoking robot weenuses.

9.) If you’re both a jerk… so you’re a dickhead… and you’re a Packers fan, you you’re a cheesehead… what if you’re a Packer fan who’s a big jerk? A dickcheesehead? An uncirmcized-dickhead?

10.) I mean, you realize that Trump made that awful Jerusalem decision to get the evangelicals on his side when he suspends the Constitution to get out of the Putin investigation. Dude is literally hedging his bets on open civil war.