dxv in idea barrages

1.) If you think Die Hard is your favourite Christmas movie, your favourite Hanukkah film is probably its sequel Die Challah.

2.) Vandalize all MAGA signs by changing them to say NAGA and then draw a bad-ass half-snake creature, maybe its killing Nazis with its mighty suffocating tail, who knows, go wild.

3.) I MUST be giddy with travel-tired because I looked in a mirror and thought, “y’know, I’m not half-bad looking. by certain non-traditional standards, I’m a good looking dude”. Hell, a first time for everything, right?

4.) Indian flatbreads infused with booze are naan-alcoholic.

5.) The old Tootsie Rolls jingle but about pizza rolls as doom metal and sung by Mr. Plinkett.

6.) Does the popemobile come with emmanuel transmission?

7.) No matter how good THE LAST JEDI is, it still hasn’t made up for giving Jar-Jar the line “hayblibber”. Making up that word OR letting Jar-Jar talk were bad enough but combining the two, Reeses Cup style, you’re still working on making up for that.

8.) I like some of the things hipsterism has brought us but pomegranate-mango jam on a peanut butter sandwich in not one of them. It’s grape. It’s Price Chopper store-brand grape. Come on now.

9.) Every time I hear mainstream pop-country music, I realize this is all just an earlier phase of their insidious revenge for The Civil War.