d8 in idea barrages

  • Dec. 7, 2017, 10:55 p.m.
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1.) National tabletop role playing game day should be December 20th, yeah?

2.) Why do the bodegas in Utica all seem to have flashing red and blue lights in their windows? It seems self-defeating when you consider that 83% of the reasons you are going to the bodega are at least indirectly arrestable offenses.

3.) The Titanic and the iceberg making out in the back of a car, the iceberg claiming “just the tip”.

4.) If you say the Democratic party shouldn’t “tear itself apart” by damning Franken’s crimes but you were all for tearing it apart to damn a woman for… understanding how the nominating process worked… getting us in the fix we’re in? You’re sexist & I have swear words for you.

5.) 2017 has been an anxious fearful freakshow, thank you for reminding me with your automated powerpoint presentation but none of us need the reminding. We don’t gotta watch the movie, Dottie, we lived it.

6.) As you pour the hollandaise dressing, abruptly start singing at the top of your lungs “THIS IS THE DAWNING OF THE AGE OF ASPARAGUS, AGE OF ASPARAGUSSSSSSS, ASSSSS-PAR-A-GUSSSSSSS!”

7.) Sherlock stepped out into the misty streets of London, pulling his signature deerstalker cap firmly onto his studied head. It was cold and wet, where would he be without his foghat?

8.) Are a tradition of BDSM nuns a restraining order?

9.) Gender equality is the most pressing issue in America because women are half of America. On the right, sorry if that hurts you by stealing your unearned privilege. On the left, sorry if that steal focus from your pet cause. But until women are equally free, no one is. Funny how some people go from “believe all women” to “but sometimes it goes too far!” when it turns out someone they didn’t want to think a monster is suddenly revealed to be a monster too, huh? Weird how all the Bernie Deadenders didn’t want Franken to resign for his sexual assaults out of “party unity” but didn’t give a whit about party unity when it was about a woman with the TEMERITY to… know how the DNC nominating process worked. Funny, huh? “Funny”.


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